Do you remember the very first time you were watching an R-rated movie with your parents and a hot and steamy sex scene came on? Do you remember that first horrible tinge of total embarrassment that just makes everything in the room go eerily quiet? Now I am not talking about the “you farting in […]
Have you ever done something that reminds you of something your parents typically do? Just now I was standing at the bathroom mirror looking at my face and stretching my face just like my mom does! Making O’s with my mouth, stretching my eyebrows up and down, making huge smiles and bigger frowns. Just the […]
Happy New Year!!! So what is everyone doing for this fine day? Regardless of how you all choose to celebrate today, stay very safe and be happy. If you choose to get sloshed (as I sure will) make sure ya take a cab home or find someone to spend the night with!
Ugh… Another Saturday morning spent @ work as opposed to my lazy ass sleeping in bed. Then again that’s what I get for putting off this project for so long. Turns out I also will most likely come in on Monday and get sober Enough on Tuesday morning to come in as well. Ho hum, […]