The 6th sense

6th level??! Pffft. I should have at least gotten to the 8th level. Where’s that damned recount?? Found at Zuly’s.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Chicks in glasses are sex-ay

Jen’s starting up a little specs meme for this fine day… Why not show her some good lovin’?

Do you wear glasses?
Yes I do, though not usually in public because they are fairly thick and contacts are just easier for me now.

Are they prescription or just for looks?
Prescription, though since they are from my company, they also look quite snazzy.

Do you also wear contacts, or only your glasses?
Mostly contacts unless I am at home.

Do you consider them a fashion accessory, or something you wish you didn’t have to wear?
Who wouldn’t want perfect eyesight without the aid of something? They are something I wish I didn’t have to wear.

Do you think that glasses are sexy? More so on women or men, or on both?
Hell’s yeah, granted they aren’t coke bottles that is… 😉 Women are uber sexy in a nice set of specs IMHO.

Does it make them look “smarter” or just “geeky”?
Smarter in a sexy geeky sort of way… 😉

Have you worn glasses your whole life, or just as an adult?
Since I was in the second grade.

Would you ever consider having your eyes surgically altered so you wouldn’t have to wear glasses?
I would, but only after I see people who have had that laser procedure after 20 years or so. Wouldn’t it suck if by some shit ass luck everyone who has had laser eye surgery go blind within 20 years??

Twenty questions

Just couldn’t help myself today, now that I have a nice sake buzz going. Found over at Coley’s.

1. Who is your best online friend?
Wow… It’s a toss up I’d say between my buds Lindsey, Julia and Jenna.

2. Who is your oldest online friend?
By far my friend Lindsey.

3. Who is your newest online friend?
Ummm, my new friend Tatia, she keeps me company while I’m toiling away at work.

4. Do you write your own HTML or use an editor? Which editor?
Write my own, there’s no other way. Most of my coding nowadays is done solely in Emacs over SSH.

5. Which browser do you prefer?
Internet Explorer for now.

6. What’s on your computer desk, apart from the PC?
2 USB mice, 2 sets of speakers, 2 pictures of Devina, lots of books, pens, sake cup, Palm cradle, watch, wireless router, network switch, and a webcam.

7. Which page is your start page?
It loads up a blank page to make it come up faster.

8. How many email addresses do you have?
Too damn many.

9. Which version of Windows do you use?
XP Professional or Redhat 7.3.

10. How many hours a day do you spend online?
Too damn many. Not including work…

11. If you use a graphics program, which one do you use?
Photoshop 7

12. How many emails do you get a day?
Not as much as I used to. sniff sniff…

13. Which is your favourite website?
You take a pick, they’re all my favorites.

14. Which instant messenger do you use?
Mostly AOL Instant Messenger and ICQ nowadays.

15. Which is your favourite computer game?
Ultima Online, I am fiendishly addicted to it now.

16. Do you use chatrooms? If so, which is your favourite?
I hate those places…

17. What size monitor do you have?
19″ with a 1280×1024 resolution.

18. What sort of connection do you have?
Cable modem tweaked up to 9mb downloads (I LOVE LINUX).

19. What’s your favourite computer add-on e.g. webcam?
My Asus TV Tuner card.

20. When did you first get online?
Back in 1993 when I got to Rutgers.

A little info about myself

Dave’s got this up and it was too good for me to pass up… 🙂

Things I will never be:

Inego Motoya’s father
an American Idol
on the Real World
able to beat Albert Einstein in a game of beer pong
a super horny 18 year old again
in a set of stirrups on the gynecologist’s table
Demi Moore’s booty call
a Korean hockey player
sitting at the bar in Cheers next to Norm
the center square on Hollywood Squares
a captain on Star Trek (a lowly red shirt maybe)
Disco Stu
the dread Pirate Roberts
an immortal (errr, of Highlander fame)
Canadian
experiencing PMS
shot out of a cannon in a circus
a winner at the AVN adult film awards
Dolly Parton’s left boob
like Mike
rockin’ the Garden as the lead singer of Metallica
pregnant
a proctologist
mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger
spanking Elizabeth Hurley
slaying bad guys on Buffy
serenaded by Sarah McLachlan
an evil scientist in possession of angry sharks with laser beams on their heads.

How ’bout you?