Oh stewardess, I speak jive

So here I am, chillin with a glass of some pretty damn good tasting sparkling wine courtesy of my friend Tasha whom just happened to ship a bottle of this stuff from Florida for Christmas. Not really doing much other than chatting with some friends on Yahoo! and ripping some more of my CDs to my machine as mp3s for nice and easy access. Just got to the O’s and right now, some Live Ozzy Osbourne tracks are making their presence known on my hard drives. I think they’re cheering to be honest with you because honestly, what better than Ozzy to make your day better right?

Speaking of Ozzy, do they still play that TV show about the family on MTV? I used to love watching it just to see how Ozzy behaved. Then again it was kind of sad seeing what all of those years of druggin’ and drinkin’ did to the poor chap. Does his wife also have that talk show as well? I never saw it, but I heard it wasn’t too bad of a show.

Ok, so I want to show you something that I found… You may not understand the language, but I am sure you will understand what it is they are attempting to peddle to the public:

Interesting Spanish commercial

Soooooo… Ummm, yeah…

Seriously folks, would any of you place a slug on to your skin so that the slime would make it look younger?

Ahhh, what we do in the name of beauty.

Get your lawyers ready

Holy shit this has to be the funniest thing I have seen with regards to this election. You know it’s going to happen no matter who wins which is the real sad part:

File Your Own Election Lawsuit

Vote or Not

This is definitely an ingenious idea! You sign up by clicking the link and if you win, so do I. You, in turn, then refer others and if they win, so do you! Plus it has the added benefit of perhaps getting more people out to vote this November for their respective candidates. Schweeeeeeet.

The US election registration deadline for New Jersey is October 14.

In case you haven’t heard already, there’s a web site called VOTE or NOT that is trying to get people to register to vote before the November elections. The 2000 election was decided by only about 500 votes. This year’s election may be just as close, so all our votes matter!

To get the word out about registering, VOTE or NOT is offering a $100,000 sweepstakes. They will also give the person who referred the winner $100,000, so if you sign up through my referral link below, we can both win!


It’s important you sign up now, since the voter registration deadlines are coming up really soon.

How not to teach Calculus

Not sure if anyone has seen this yet, but it is the absolute most hilarious thing I have ever seen in my life. What gets me most is the horrible cue card reading and the fact that she can not for the life of her say “integral” correctly. I really don’t see anyone learning from this, but it’s definitely fun to look at. Though if you plan on using a trampoline to get a point across, you should really be a Juggie to get that “full” effect. I hope they don’t try and get into quantum physics or anything like that…

Note that you’ll need BitTorrent to download the file. I prefer ABC out of all of the clients out there.

Found via MetaFilter.