Alcohol Warnings

Got this one from my bud bud Lyns… 🙂 Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. […]

As I’ve matured

Got this one from Steph… I like it. 🙂 I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are […]

Chopper Hair

So how does one exactly talk a hair stylist into doing something like this? For that matter, how much does something like this run? You know, I’d like to able to grow my hair long enough to be able to reproduce the Starship Enterprise… Whatcha think? Via my bud Lindsey