Hey, where all the white women at?

Lili: Would you care for another schnitzengruben? Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. Lili: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh … (she whispers in his ear) Bart: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I’m late for work. I’ve got some heavy chores to do. […]

Attack of the Nerds

Devina showed me this a few days ago and it is the most hilarious thing I have seen with regards to people waiting in line for a sci-fi film. Personally, I thought the wanna-be Jedis swimming in place was the best part.

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