Two left feet

Ugh… I am so fucking nervous I’m about to fucking puke, and I rarely get this nervous…

Have my first salsa class in roughly 1.5 hours and I’m a complete wreck. I’m always a little nervous when I try new things, but when they involve possibly looking like the biggest schmuck in front of other people, multiply that by infinity plus 3.


Luckily I had a very basic crash course for the basic steps last night from Devina so that I would not completely fuck up today. But still, I’ve got two left feet with 5 left toes on each one and it’s going to show tonight. Ugh, I hope there aren’t any really hot women there… lol.

I’ll update on the disaster to be tomorrow.

21 replies on “Two left feet”


You will do fine just breathe deeply and dance.. 🙂 Whats with this salsa fad? My daughter who is 12 wants to learn it as well is it because of that dancing with the stars show or what 🙂 *HUGS* and good good luck you will do great 🙂


Awww – don’t be nervous. I take salsa classes a lot and believe me, the girls are not expecting rock stars. We all realize that we’re there to learn. Plus, us girls are nervous also – guys expect that girls have dancing experience. You’ll do great!!

Dave, you’ll be JUST fine.

Send a girl a comment or two, willya.

aww, you’re gonna have a great time! Can’t wait to hear about it… 🙂

Heh, I have the same problem, so I can understand your nervousness. We’re dying to hear the outcome. 😉

Oh!!! Tell me how it goes! I want to learn to ballroom dance but I am afraid I will look like a jackass!!

Hahaha! Only when I can make a complete tool out of myself in front of oh, about 60 others… lol. 🙂

Hmm, not sure there is a fad, but I just wanted to learn it because it’s one of the staples I shoudl have already learned in my life… lol. Thanks for the well wishes though!

Hehe, turned out it was a blast and while I was pretty awful, there were some guys and girls there that… Wow… They will need a ton more practice than I need. Though everyone was smiling and laughing so it was all good regardless.


Well, I’ll say it’s a ton of fun… Still looked like an idiot, but it was some good laughs in there.

Hehe, will update pretty soon. 🙂 It’s actually a TON of fun! Looked like an ass, but it was fun nonetheless. 🙂

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