Ahoy my hearties, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Now I want all of ye scum ridden weevil shaggers t’ fetch me some grog and a fine wench or three t’ plunder. If ye don’t come back with some fine booty, you’ll walk the plan and be shark bait the next morn! Smartly ye landlubbers! Yarr!
Heee, this is fun! =)