If I’m in the bathroom and am using one out of nine urinals. Please do not use the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME and proceed to start talking to me. The rule is to use the one FARTHEST from me and shut the hell up. You can look up, you can look down, you can look at the wall in front of you but do not look at me or speak to me while we are doing our deeds. You can save the meaningless chit chat for when we are washing our hands.
For heaven’s sake, didn’t your father teach you this stuff?
Ladies, do you have this problem? And guys, am I wrong here?