Cheesy survey time

This one is making the rounds and I’m digging it. Borked from inquisitivejade.

Name: Dave
Birthdate: 02/16/1975
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5′ 9″
Gender: Male
How many true relationships have you had?: 4
Have you ever been in love?: Most certainly
What’s your idea of a perfect date?: Driving a long distance sharing a great talk and lousy sing alongs with whatever’s playing on the radio. Followed by a nice dinner and a kiss as I drop her off to her place.
Where’s your favorite place to be kissed?: Neck
How many sexual partners have you had?: To be totally honest, I’m not sure. Somewhere around 20. Geez, that’s embarrassing.
How many people have you kissed?: I literally have no clue. Probably double the amount of people I slept with.
Do you like to make the first move?: Barely ever
Are you a snuggler?: But of course
Do you kiss on the first date?: Most of the time
Where is the best place you’ve ever hooked up?: Victoria’s Secret dressing room
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?: Used to be much more romantic in my youth
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?: Mostly depends on my mood and how kinky the girl is
Would you ever pay someone for sex?: I must admit I’ve always been interested in that
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?: There have been some who did
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?: Almost never unless I don’t like the girl
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?: One time I was so plastered on tequilla I feel asleep on the poor girl I was going down on
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?: Nope, Ive lucked out in that respect
Have you ever performed a striptease?: Nope, though been asked many times
How about a lapdance?: Nope
Have you ever received a lapdance?: Yes, quite a few
Do you like sexual contact?: Kinda goes with the territory being a guy
Are you straight, gay or bi?: Straight
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?: Many many times
Are you a giver or a taker?: I’m an almost equal between the two, leaning more towards giver
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Honesty, a geeky side, looks great without make-up and a beautiful ass
Do you think you’ve met the person you’ll spend the rest of your life with?: Not yet
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: Not really
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?: Many times
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?: Yes
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?: Yes
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?: Yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?: Yes
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: Yes
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn’t accept them?: I have
How about if your friends didn’t accept them?: I have
What’s the worst relationship you ever had?: The girl who I lost my virginity to
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?: Sure!
Would you kiss someone if you didn’t love them?: Yes
Who told you all about sex?: This 8th grade girl I had a huge crush on when I was in the first grade
Are you always horny?: Not as much as I used to be when I was younger to be honest
Are you a flirt?: I’ve been told so, but I don’t think I am
Are you a tease?: I’ve been told so, but I don’t think I am
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?: Be chased most defintely. Too shy
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?: Morning
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?: Hehe, oh yes… I miss those days with that ex
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?: 17
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16 (yes, you read that right, I lost my virginity before my first true kiss)
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?: Most definitely
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?: I prefer to be in relationships
Are you currently in one?: Yes
Have anyone ever fallen in love with you?: Yes
Have you ever said “I Love You” and not meant it?: Yes
Are you “noisy” when you get heated?: Depends on the other person
What is your kissing pet peeve?: Having a girl ram her tongue in my mouth right off the get go
Do you think you’re a good kisser?: I believe I am, been told many times


12 replies on “Cheesy survey time”

Driving a long distance sharing a great talk and lousy sing alongs with whatever’s playing on the radio. Followed by a nice dinner and a kiss as I drop her off to her place.

That WOULD be the best date ever!!

If it makes you feel any better, I don’t have any idea about the number of sexual partners I’ve had either.

Hehe, actually I thought the total wound up being 18, but while I was cooking, I remembered another woman. So, I *think* it’s actually 19…

Wow… Hmmm, perhaps I would thrown in some:

Son of a Preacher Man, Sitting at the Dock of the Bay, These Boots are Made for Walking…
Some choice 80’s tune like some from the Bangles, perhaps some Cheap Trick, REM, definitely some Queen, Tears for Fears, Boy George, Duran Duran, some Wham!, OLD Michael Jackson, Bowie or Tom Petty
Perhaps other old school artists like some Stevie Wonder or James Brown or Marvin Gaye
Through some new stuff in like Incubus’s Pardon Me or Drive, I have a killer acoustic version of Creep by Radiohead, definitely Laid by James, some STP.
Gotta end it all off perhaps with Romeo & Juliet by Dire Straits. Yeah… Those are definitely in rotation. Any tunes you would like to recommend?

ok if you add CCR, dave matthiews and uncle kracker to the list, it will be great:)

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