So there’s a good chance that tomorrow I will be accompanying an on-line friend to get her nipples pierced (if she can find a baby sitter). I’ve accompanied friends in the past who had their lips, eyebrows, noses and even their clits pierced. Mostly I held their hands as all of them got the deed done, though I must admit that the clit piercing was the most interesting procedure of all. I couldn’t fathom as to why she went ahead and did this, but I went strictly out of morbid curiosity. Oddly enough, she wound up having the absolute prettiest ummm, well […] I have ever seen, I shit you not. If I took a picture of it, I could have freaggin’ framed it at the Louvre and it would have attracted millions of people.
Anyhoo, pretty poon talk aside, I wouldn’t normally be bothered with tagging along with a buddy for moral support when it comes to situations like this, but this is the very first time my on-line friend and I are meeting which makes it a wee bit odd. I can just picture it now.
“Hi there, you’re [blank] right?”
“How are you doing?”
“Things going well today for you?”
“Oh yeah, those are some very nice breasts you have there… Amazing nipples!”
Kinda weird eh? Eh well, it’ll be a cool story to tell the grand kids I say. Either way, I am going to be there for her to hold her hands and stuff, but I have a weird question. Being as this will be the first time I am meeting her, it’ll be pretty weird to stare at the breasts eh? Yeah, I figured as much.
Ok, so some of you might be saying “Hold on there you freak, you saw another girl’s vagina and you’re wondering if this is ok?” To that I say the situations are totally different. I’ve been very close friends with pretty poon girl for most of my adult life, so it was sort of an eventual step in the flow of the relationship we were having as friends…
Hmmm, there’s no way that can possibly make sense to anyone eh? Dang. Ok, she didn’t have a problem with me being there and what normal guy wouldn’t want to see something like that?? I jumped at that chance, but we were friends so there was no real weirdness or anything. With this thing tomorrow, the weirdness lies in the fact that I’ve never really met this person IRL and I’ll be macking out the breasteses on the first meet up.
Wait a minute… I’m having a problem with this??
Ok, one of you please slap me.