Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.

Since I’ve been on a movie quote frenzy lately, here’s 5 quotes from one of the all-time best movies ever created that I just watched for the billionth time. Hooah!

“I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”

“What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”

“You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over. You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.”

“Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”

“I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.”

Of you’ve got any more please feel free to add more. =)

10 replies on “Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.”

Haha… I couldn’t call myself a Marine Corps wifey with a straight face if I didn’t know those gems by heart!

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!!!

They say real usmc boot camp is worse than that :/

The last one about the virgin mary made me think of Jeff Goldblum (taking a wizz outside) in The Big Chill:

“I love the great outdoors, it’s like one giant toilet.”


Yeah, that’s a GREAT movie too! I like Jeff Goldblum… It’s a shame he always has to play that geeky scientist type even though he does it so well. For once, I would love to see him play an evil guy. 🙂

-” Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries”.

I know… Did you ever see The Fly remake he’s in? He’s not evil, but he does get pretty grotty 😛

Ahh…Full Metal Jacket.

I have trouble watching past the first part of that movie because there is so much in that first part alone. The look in his eyes just before he shoots his head off used to haunt me.

Yeah, I can’t stand watching the second part of the movie too. But mostly because I think the rest of the movie is silly after Pyle shoots himself. It’s one of the reasons I’m not a fan of Kubrick’s works. He has a tendency to create decent movies up to a point where they become very stupid to me.

Kind of like Stephen King books. Most of the time, they are pretty dull at first until you get to one specific point and it becomes a GREAT story full of suprises and weirdness. I love him so… =)

That’s exactly why I don’t like the second part of Full Metal Jacket also. I agree with you 100% in regards to Kubrick’s works. My ex, the same that fell asleep during Carlin, idolized Kubrick. I can’t believe we ever got married, LOL!

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