Since I’ve been on a movie quote frenzy lately, here’s 5 quotes from one of the all-time best movies ever created that I just watched for the billionth time. Hooah!
“I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”
“What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”
“You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over. You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.”
“Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
“I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.”
Of you’ve got any more please feel free to add more. =)