Eh, where are the white woman at?

Yeah, I have never done one of these…

Devina and I decided that we should play a drinking game tonight. So we decided to find a drinking game for “Blazing Saddles.” The rules are pretty simple:

Every time someone says a profanity or a racial slur, drink.

Easy eh? We figured that we would get wasted instantly, but nope. It was actually not as bad as we thought and you have to be a major lightweight to get trashed off this movie. The words are spread too far apart to do any real damage. So I decided to add two key additions:

  1. Whenever someone speaks to the camera, finish half your drink.
  2. Whenever you see the KKK, finish half your drink

There… That did the job so much nicer. Granted, I’ve got a major buzz now, we just passed the KKK part and they showed up 5 times I think… And there’s 2 times so far when someone speaks directly to the camera. Needless to say, we stopped drinking because the extra booze we just consumed within the past 5 minutes is surely going to put us over the edge. 🙂 w00t!

So, we both hope you all have a good Saturday night. We shall both leave you with this fine tune from the movie. If you have never seen it, shame on you. It’s one of Mel Brooks finest movies period. 🙂

I get no kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all,
So tell me why should it be true,
That I get a belt out of you?
Some get a kick from cocaine.

Oh yeah, those cherry cokes (1 part Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, 1 part Amaretto, fill up with Coke) are kicking in… 🙂 Umm, we’re stopping the movie and ummm… Well, you know.