Just got this from a friend.
A True Friend…
For those tired of the usual “friend” poems, here is a touch of reality:
When you are sad … … I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue … … I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile … … I’ll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared … … I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried … … I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
When you are confused … … I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick … … Stay the hell away from me until you’re well again, I don’t want whatever you have.
When you fall … … I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath … … I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you’re my friend.
Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you only have 2 friends, and one of them probably isn’t speaking to you right now anyway.
Can you feel the love folks?