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Turkey try to cross the road?

When Turkeys Go Wild!To try and avoid my car of course. However, this fateful morning the poor little guy or girl lost. As I was driving into work, the kamikaze turkey felt the need to cross paths with my car as I was doing around 50mph on my way to work this morning.

I was also getting a whole mess of weird looks from other drivers and pedestrians that I drove by this morning. So, I figured that there must have been a dent on my bumper from the impact of the hit. When I parked the car, I went to the front of the car and saw that. Man, I sure hope the poor thing died quickly… Hope it’s not a sign of bad things to come today. 🙁

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omg wtf….that is totally crazy. i see wild turkeys all the time here in CT when i’m running on little wooded paths

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