Catch!

Got this doozy from my friend Dann. Umm, I wouldn’t open it at work or in front of your kids…

You are at the wedding…

You’ve never looked better… Perfect dress, a perfect hairdo…

and you meet the perfect man…

On the dance floor, he’s by your side constantly, he dances like a God…

You are the couple of the evening…

The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women…

The bride is about to throw the bouquet…

You are first in line, in a strategic position…

Once there, you wait for the right moment…

You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him…

If I catch the bouquet… I WILL MARRY YOU…

And then, the moment you’ve been waiting for….

The bride throws the bouquet…

He doesn’t stop looking at you….

You jump like never before to catch the bouquet…

Your arms stretched out…

Your hands open….

and suddenly…

3 replies on “Catch!”

Comments are closed.