They’re assh*les!

Got this funny e-mail from a friend. Enjoy!

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one flavor at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and taste.

The children began to say:

“Red = cherry”
“Yellow = lemon”
“Green = lime”
“Orange = orange”

Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavored Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

“Well,” he said, “I’ll give you a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, “Everybody, spit them out – they’re assholes!”