Fuck you Micro$oft

I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you

For the last damn time I have to deal with your god damn piss poor IIS 5 web server software. You’re touchier than handling dynamite in a god damn room full of lit matches. Hell, I’d rather touch a stripper giving me a lap dance than to deal with you. At least I know when the ass whoopin’ is coming at that point and I don’t have to get reminded from friends that my site is down AGAIN. From now on, this site stays on Linux. This way I’ll be able to keep it up for longer than a couple of weeks without crashing.

Ugh… Eh well, this sucks.

Not only do I lose that damn Willow layout I worked on for a few weeks but I also lose ALL of my data (err blog content) that was stored in SQL 2000 unless I figure out a way to get that into MySQL and then converted to a format that MT will accept. A whole year and a half just up and gone like a fucking fart in the wind… I’m a gonna be reading like a bitch this week on database conversions… Any MySQL DBA’s care to help me out there?? 🙁

Then again it is a new year and with that comes new beginnings. Now I gotta learn PHP, Perl and MySQL…

Then again, I suppose that will help me land a job when I get laid off later this year. It may be for the best.

Things are looking better already. 🙂

Fuck you Micro$oft…

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