The next time you’re drunk…

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

Things that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk:
Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you’re not really my type
Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing

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