Be a hit at your next party!

For those of you looking to make a great impression at your next Christmas party, I bring to you this recipe Devina found and shared with me. It was such a hit, that I decided to share it with you. Enjoy. 😉


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Lemon juice

  1. Sample the vodka to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl,check the vodka again.
  3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
  4. Repeat.
  5. Turn on the electric mixer.
  6. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  7. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
  8. Beat again.
  9. At this point it’s best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
  10. Try another cup… just in case
  11. Turn off the mixerer.
  12. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  13. Pick fruit off floor.
  14. Mix on the turner.
  15. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  16. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
  17. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.
  18. Check the vodka.
  19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  20. Add one table.
  21. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  22. Greash the oven.
  23. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  24. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
  25. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.


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