Devina and I were talking it up a bit last night about bras and boobies, so now I have a question for the ladies. I get the whole size issues with regards to cups and such, but wouldn’t it make more sense to assign a grade scale to them like in school sort of. I mean if someone is between an A cup and a B cup, I think it’s pretty stupid to say they’re between a small B and large A. Wouldn’t it sound a bit better to say you’re an A+ or a B-? Like the updated scale would be:
A- = Substitute for anything smaller than a natural A cup.
A = Natural A
A+ = Large A
B- = Smaller than a full B
B = Natural B
B+ = Large B
C- = Smaller than a full C
C = You should be getting the clue by now.
Etc, etc, etc…
So this way, wouldn’t the bra companies create bras that fit you all a little better? I mean if you get a bra meant for a full C, but you’re a large B, you wouldn’t want to get the B since it’s too tight. However, if you get the C, the lovely jugglies would swim around in their new home, which makes it uncomfortable from what I hear. So one opts to get the smaller one and make it look like you have porn cleavage at the risk of making it real uncomfortable on themselves later. Another opts to get the larger one and it looks much like the kids today with the droopy pants past their ass… Not attractive. Thus I’m wondering why a different system wasn’t put in place to accommodate the difference in sizes between the sizes. Sure, you can have them tailor made to your specs, but I hear custom made happy pillow harnesses cost a shit load to make. There’s half size bras available as well, but again, it seems like there’s still some room to play with if you’re one of them really funky sized ladies.
Is it my demented guy logic that think this makes perfect sense or should I just shut up now?