I swear I am going to kill this son of a bitch. I’m gonna rip off his head and poop down his neck. I’m going to slap him so hard that the guy next to him is going to feel it.
Ok, breathe easy Dave…
*assumes lotus position*
Why am I so mad? Well, I just happened to check my work e-mail today to see if the boss is going to be in tomorrow and look at what one of our confoundedly moronic individuals sent out to EVERYONE in the god damn organization. Including some of the lovely folks overseas…
My address book has been infected with a virus, and as a result, so has yours because your address was in my book. The virus is called jdbgmgr.exe. It cannot be detected by Norton or McAfee anti-virus programs. It supposedly sits dormant for 14 days before damaging the system. It is sent automatically by messenger and by the address book whether or not you send e-mails.
To Get Rid of It:
1. Go to Start, then Find or Search.
2. In Files/Folders write the name jdbgmgr.exe
3. Be sure to search your “C” drive
4. Click Find or Search
5. The virus has a teddy bear logo with the name jdbgmgr.exe – DO NOT OPEN!
6. Right click and delete it.
7. Go to the recycle bin and delete it there also.
IF YOU FIND THE VIRUS, YOU MUST CONTACT EVERY ONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it was very easy to get rid of.
Had this pathetic piece of shit simply notified me first like he was supposed to, I would have kindly sent him to this web site like I do with everyone else.
He’s gone and alarmed the shit out of everyone thinking they have this “VIRUS TO BEAT ALL VIRUSES.”
I of course sent this dingle berry of a nimrod an e-mail kindly directing him of the correct procedure (ie: let me know of anything suspicious before making a total asshole of yourself) and the link to that address above so he can see what he did.
I am going to have the absolute worst fucking Monday.
Folks, if you ever receive an e-mail telling you of the latest mega virus that would not only destroy your computer but give you the most intense form of diarrhea you have ever had, check out this site below first:
Before making an ass out of yourself and making a real shitty work day for people like me.
If you would also like to know about the more recent viruses, kindly direct your browsers to here to:
I’m making myself one stiff vodka martini now…