- it’s two for tuesday time baby!
- if you could invite any three people – dead or alive – over for dinner, who would you choose? I am a bit of an oddball when I answer these types of questions. I would invite over william shatner, albert einstein and marilyn monroe. william just because he’s one of the coolest and funniest down to earth guys on this planet. I bet he would have some truly amazing and hilarious stories about growing up and of course, the celebrity life he lives. however, I would most likely just ask him to act out my favorite star trek scenes. 😆 KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! I would definitely pick good ol’ al’s brain and ask him a lot of scientific and philosophical questions I have always had regarding his theories. I would also especially love to ask him what he thinks of the modern world. I can definitely see william and albert chattin up a storm as well. as for marilyn, well after dinner I would most unfortunately have to kick out wil and al. al was said to be quite the ladies’ man back in the day and as for mr shatner… well, the man got it on with that hottie green alien. marilyn’s all mine baby!!!! I share her with no one dammit! she would stay for desert. 😉
- what would you serve? hmmmm, I would most definitely serve lots of sushi on a big ass sushi bridge.
for you star trek and unix fans out there (hmmm… is it me, or could they be synonymous?? :wink:) I just found this gem and I couldn’t stop laughing.
i just saw this on scott’s site.
so let me see if I have this right:
if I am a clergyman and I molest a child once, I can still practice so long as I don’t do it again and am not diagnosed as a pedophile. hmmm, isn’t one who molests children a pedophile to begin with or am I mistaken?
now, if I molest kiddies more than once, I am defrocked. there’s absolutely no jail time for me, just a “revocation of ministerial powers.” it should also be noted that I could STILL help out with services if I wanted to, just not as a priest, bishop, etc. yes folks, I get to molest as much as I want all over again, just not as a clergyman.
however, if peon latino dave goes to your kid’s school and starts playing with them, my ass would get thrown in jail so fast you wouldn’t even get a whiff of my cologne on the way in. is it me or are they condoning a first time molestation offense so long as I convince them that I am “cleansed” of my sins? this whole action taken by the church is just fucking ridiculous, want to read more about it?
…so why does the catholic church wonder why so many people are leaving the flock?