I *hate* highway rest stops

You know sometimes I really hate how much assholes closet cases can be…

Yesterday I am on my way back from hanging out at Devina’s and I feel some rumblin’ down there (that’s as graphic as I will get with you with regards to excretory matters). Since I am quite a bit way’s from home I decide to stop at a rest stop near exit 172 off the Garden State Parkway. This restroom is fairly decent for a rest stop bathroom, tons of stalls separated into two sections and it’s very clean and it actually smells like potpourri in there (weird eh?). So like most men, I find myself an empty area and take care of business (of course I’ll spare you the gory details). Men come in and do what they have to do and leave just like any normal run of the mill restroom. All of a sudden, some guy comes in and happens to start to use the urinal right in front of me. Normally, this is not an issue so I continue my normal thing. It starts getting weird when the guy actually turns around to look at me right in the stall (I don’t know why but there’s always a small area between the door and the frame where you can actually see right into most stalls) for a good 5-10 seconds. I noticed this when I got that weird “oh shit someone’s looking at me” feeling, so I look directly at his Boston Red Sox cap, red shirt and jeans wearing ass and he gets scared and turns back around to do what he’s doing.

A good two or three very uncomfortable minutes pass by and this guy is still there (christ! No guy takes that long to pee), so I look up again and guess what?? The fucker’s still peeping into my stall yet again. At this point I am finished but am not moving because this guy is completely freaking me out now. I look dead at him again and ask “What the f**k are you looking at assh*le!” to which point he turns back around. Another half a minute passes by and the bastard has the audacity to get into the stall next to me to do something not bathroom related. Completely disgusted and enraged, I promptly get up and proceed to leave as quickly as possible. I go outside, notice a Camry with a woman and three young kids parked several cars from me, and promptly get into my car. I start to pull away only to notice that butt wipe getting into that car and then pulling away too… I slow down and pull over to the side as his car slowly drives by. I stare at the guy as he is looking at me. When he realizes who it is, he starts to turn away in embarrassment just as I flip the middle finger at him mouthing something I’d rather not repeat. Needless to say I’d love to see how he explains this to his wife. Ugh! The nerve of some people… Can’t even relieve yourself in public without getting harassed. What a sad sad world we live in!

Fortunately, that was the only weird thing that happened to me this otherwise relaxing weekend. If you notice there’s a new web cam shot up with me holding my cell phone with the new face plate I installed yesterday. It’s a very cool and fuzzy black velvet face plate replacing the old and worn out purple one that was in it’s place. It’s a sweet looking thing but what sucks is that it really attracts dust and threads so it’s a bitch to keep clean.

One other thing… I seem to be getting rather horrible image quality from my QuickCam web cam, so I will be hunting for a decent one this coming weekend at the computer show at Raritan Center in Edison. Does anyone recommend a really good one or is this pretty much the best image quality I will receive in a web cam? I don’t care about those types of cameras that also double as a regular digital cam because I already own a Canon S110 which suits me perfectly so if any of you can recommend a sweet one, just drop a comment. 🙂

New cd today too! 🙂 Nice and clubby check it out and lemme know whatcha think.

  • Deelite – Groove is in the Heart (Armand van Helden remix)
  • Modjo – Lady (Hear me Tonight)
  • Stardust – The Music Sounds Better with You
  • Delerium (feat Sarah McLachlan) – Silence (DJ Tiesto remix)
  • Daft Punk – Around the World
  • Red Alert – Basement Jaxx
  • Amber – Sexual (Thunderpuss remix)
  • Groove Armada – I See You Baby (Fatboy Slim remix)
  • Darude – Sandstorm
  • Zombie Nation – Kernkraft 400 (Dave Clarke remix)
  • Sneaker Pimps – Spin Spin Sugar (remix)

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