Dressing room hijinks

Friday Five baby!

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone else?
Hmmmm, you know I have seem to forgotten this… A few years back I made my ex Steph a nice Valentine’s candle-lit dinner and if I remember correctly I think we were broken up at the time (she’ll fill in the details regarding that). If I remember correctly I made her some type of mushroom appetizer and a seared sashimi yellow-fin tuna with some type of rice, baby greens (entree) and some creme brulee (dessert).

What are your erogenous zones?
The neck

how old were you the first time you had sex?
Ummm, funny story about that one actually… My first was actually a gift from my best friend at the time (don’t ask). It all happened a few days before my 17th birthday… Now that I look back on it I should have waited till I was with my first girlfriend… Eh well.

What’s the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
There’s a huge list. The craziest is probably the Victoria’s Secret dressing room in the Newport Centre mall in Jersey City… It should also be noted that the salesgirls were watching too… Ummm… Oh yeah, I’d stay away from The Gap dressing room there too (of course all this was when they allowed more than one person in a dressing room many many years ago).

Do you have plans for Valentine’s day or is it just another Thursday?
Not that I know of. My birthday is two days away (16th) so I am usually surprised with something. I think Devina’s taking me away somewhere but I have no clue…

Nothing terribly new to report here other than a few slight tweaks on the web page. I changed the ugly ass grey color on the side here and made it so that only the most current entry shows up. However, if you look on the right side, you’ll see the previous ten entries before this one… I forgot where I saw this but I thought it was a neat idear…

Got this from my friend Denise… Yeah… I say it just about says it all.. 😉

You’re from NY if…

  1. You say “The City” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
  2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
  3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.
  4. Hookers and the homeless are invisible to you.
  5. The subway map makes sense to you.
  6. You think the subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.
  7. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
  8. You’ve considered smacking someone just for saying “The Big Apple”.
  9. Your door has more than two locks.
  10. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
  11. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
  12. You call an 8′ x 10′ plot of patchy grass a yard.
  13. You consider Westchester “Upstate”.
  14. You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.
  15. You walk faster than some people run.
  16. You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer’s speaking.
  17. You’re paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it’s a “steal.”
  18. You’ve been to New Jersey twice and got lost both times.
  19. You pay more each month to insure your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
  20. You haven’t seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
  21. You go to dinner at 9pm and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
  22. Your closet is filled with black clothes.
  23. When foreigners ask directions, you are nice to them. When other New Yorkers ask directions, you ignore them.
  24. You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
  25. You take fashion seriously.
  26. When you pass a celebrity on the street, you don’t go to pieces.
  27. You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
  28. Going to Brooklyn is considered a “road trip.”
  29. America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
  30. You’ve stopped thinking about how many hands touched the subway pole.
  31. You’re suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
  32. You haven’t cooked a meal since helping mom last Thanksgiving.
  33. You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
  34. Your idea of “personal space” is no one actually breathing on you.
  35. $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
  36. You have a minimum of five “worst cab ride ever” stories.
  37. You don’t hear sirens anymore.
  38. You’ve mentally blocked out all thoughts of the city’s air quality and what it’s doing to your lungs.
  39. You live / work in a building with a larger population than some American towns

4 replies on “Dressing room hijinks”

  1. I didn’t know she was your best friend… hmm

    Victoria’s Secret dressing room eh? Well that doesn’t suprise me.. you were always a thrill seeker.

    Unfortunately I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to unusual places to have sex. Just not my style to be public about it.

    Going to be having dinner next Friday evening at The Frog and Peach with my guy. It should be a good dinner. Too bad Valentine’s Day falls on a Thursday but I’ll settle for Friday night plans.

  2. wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo……………

    at the age of 17 you’ve been devirginized? hehe.. too young.. and a very nice gift from your friend huh? 🙂

  3. that NY list is too funny . . . both of my parents are New Yorkers, so that gave me a good chuckle. (I’m a Jersey kid, myself.) I don’t know about that subway/Metro comment though.. sounds like a case of mass-transit envy to me. 😀

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