Gotta love them drugs… :)

Got this from a friend over e-mail, check it out and get some laughs…

26 signs that you’ve already grown up

  1. Your potted plants stay alive.
  2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
  5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
  6. You carry an umbrella. you watch the weather channel.
  7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
  8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
  9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
  10. You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.
  11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  12. You don’t know what time taco bell closes anymore.
  13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
  14. You feed your dog science diet instead of mcdonald’s.
  15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
  17. Dinner and a movie – the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  18. MTV news is no longer your primary source for information.
  19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
  20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff”.
  21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
  22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet pepsi & ding dongs.
  23. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
  24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  25. You don’t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  26. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn’t apply to you

Ahhhh, boy do I feel old now…

Thanks to all of you lovely people who wished me well these past few days while I have been holed away in my place with strep throat. To be quite honest I really hate being home from work simply because there is absolutely nothing to do here while I am shivering from the fevers… I mean I have been going crazy watching my collection of tapes, but even that gets way boring. I just picked up Alice, so tomorrow while I am home yet again chowing down on my lovely meds, I will be trying out this game… It looked cool at the local Best Buy so I picked it up to play it.

Either way if ya see me on-line tomorrow, send me an instant message, I’m most likely bored out of my wits.

3 replies on “Gotta love them drugs… :)”

i hope you’re feeling better and can’t break away from playing alice to post… not that you’re still sick! 🙂

also, today I set up a new new participation positives page and hope you’ll check it out. you’re one of the original postive posters!

Aww, I hate being home sick too, it’s always way too boring for me.

I know, I’m 21 and that list makes me feel old too! LOL, I do a lot of those things. =/

Thanks again for the link to the I-Frames page, it was extremely helpful! You’re awesome.

i feel pretty old too just from reading that, I mean I’m only 17 and half that stuff applies to me already. gosh. i’ll be a senior citizen by the time I’m 20!

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