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Billy Jean is not my lover…

Man oh man what ever happened to you Michael Jackson…

I’m watching the 30th anniversary special and it is so sad how he looks like now. His hands aren’t the same color as his face and even his face is two different colors! There’s no real chin and he really does look like a monkey now. So sad, so so so sad… I will never take anything away from his talent because the man is incredibly talented and blessed, but why the hell would he do that to his body?!?! Eh well, I guess if you have the money you’ll do whatever it takes to get as pretty as you’d like to be. I miss the Michael Jackson of old.

Watching him do Billy Jean now… Ok, I know it must be exciting watching him but why would you be crying hysterically? I never understood that. I mean if James Hetfield was standing in front of me singing, my ass wouldn’t be crying… I’d be screaming my ass off but in no way would I be crying, they’d beat my ass up! 😉

Hmmm, you know these silly tests are starting to get to me. I mean I know I took a few a couple of days ago but this is getting fairly ridiculous. I saw one for classic video games. What’s next? Here’s some *excellent* idears:

  • What flavor of edible panty am I??
  • If I were a bacteria, I would be a??
  • If you were a rotting appendage you would be…

I think I’d shit myself if any of these wind up making the “list o’ tests” there are out there…

I’m busy “fixing” certain areas of this website to make things a little friendlier… Do any of you have any suggestions? If so, please oh please leave a comment or mail me if you want to. I’m not changing the design until at least mid-spring because of the work on bringing back Dear Dave. However I am always tweaking this site making things faster. As a matter of fact, I shaved off a good 50% loading time with the new tweaks I am shelling out this weekend! Aren’t y’all proud of me?? There’s another term I hate… Y’All Why the fuck is it so hard to say “YOU ALL?!?!” The English language is deteriorating at such a fast rate, how sad…

A’ight y’all I be outting.

One reply on “Billy Jean is not my lover…”

aw man, you’re a GOD! I was laughing endlessly through your posts.. especially the “what flavor of edible panty am i?” thing.. hahahahahahaha! Thanks for the comment about my layout.. thank you so much! 🙂 Take care

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