Arrrgh!

I need the assistance of an art person.

I’m looking for the name of the artist and painting of a bunch of well-dressed people standing by a lake (or was it a park) somewhere enjoying a nice and sunny day. The painting was also featured in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where Cameron started looking at it and he kept on concentrating on it (the camera kept on zooming in on it). The only other thing I know is that it’s painted in a style that uses a whole mess of dots as opposed to brush strokes which this artist is known for.

I have a bet going with a friend who “knows” Rembrandt painted it and I know it’s not him, but can’t think of the artists’s name.

It’s tell a joke Tuesday!

Got this little doozy from a friend of mine who just happens to be blonde. 🙂

So two blondes are walking down the street and one pulls out her compact. She says “Hmmm, I’ve seen that face before, I just can’t put a name to that face hmmm…” The other blonde snatches the compact out of the first one’s hand and says, “Yeah thats me you idiot!”

Bah dum dum!

Ok folks, keep em coming… 🙂 I want to see some joke telling while I make my LJ catch-up on your posts rounds… 😀

I’m gonna learn ya my philosophy

  • So, today is Rutgers big game and everyone in my neck of the woods is going ape shit. Personally, I hope they win because the school needs to have a winning team to get some major money coming in. What I am not looking forward to however, is the fucking huge mess of traffic that’s going await me when I get out of work today. They’re already thinking of closing down some of the streets near me in preparation of the traffic rape that’s coming into town in the next few hours. I really wish I knew some more people outside of work in my area so that I could at least pass the time at a local restaurant getting my martini drink on.
  • Today I need to go birthday present shopping for my mom’s birthday which was yesterday. Tomorrow my sister took the easy way out and is taking all of us out for her birthday, so now I haveta get her a decent gift. The problem is that she really doesn’t like getting stuff for her birthday. A few years back she told me to get her this ninety dollar facial cream that I have to get at the local Nordstrom’s. She told me to just get it for her every birthday from here on out because she loves the stuff but refuses to spend 90 bucks on it, but it’s more than good enough for her son to. Heh, go figure. Anyway, I’ll probably break down and get her that cream again, but I just feel like I am cheesing out on a gift for her… Anyone have any ideas? First off, jewelry is out as are gift certificates. If she gets another vase, I think she’s going to chuck it along with the gift giver out the window. She’s not too techy and she’d rather get that stuff for Christmas if anything… So, what’s a son to do?
  • It looks as if Comcast has finally taken care of teh intarwebs problem we have been having in our apartment for the last three months. They came out and replaced the splitters, the cable modem, put us into a new port on the cable punch down outside and put brand new wires in our place. When the guy left, we had a fuzz free picture on the TV and our bandwidth rates stayed at a steady 8mb/sec. Since we upgraded to the digital cable, we hovered at the 768k/sec mark and had constant packet losses every few minutes which of course affected our abilities to do work from home, download mega amounts of pr0n and of course play World of Warcraft. I celebrated the evening by power leveling my little dwarf priest from 56 to 58 doing all manner of quests and instance runs. Hoorah! He merrily drank copious amounts of ale in celebration. I wonder if he hooked up with that hawt night elf rogue when I left him at that Stormwind City inn…
  • In response to your MySpace comment Angie, I miss your face too! Git dat sexy ass back over to Jersey so we can hang out again and I can show you some very tall and hard objects …in NYC! The buildings… yeah, buildings. 😉
  • Anyone know what happened to Niecy? Looks like her LJ is gone… Dave is very sad now… Very sad. :((

ZOMG!!!

These are HILARIOUS!!!

TEH INTERNETS

Oh I forgot to mention in my last post that we also saw this show this past weekend and instantly fell in love with it. It’s a show where a group of doctors give their second opinion to a diagnosis and treatment which another doctor gave to a said patient. This week’s episode was of a 57 year old woman (a 30 year smoker until she quit 8 years ago) who was complaining about trouble breathing, bad coughs and blood in the mucus. It was first diagnosed as pneumonia and D was quick in stating that before the other docs did. However I also said there had to be cancer involved because of the amount she smoked and the blood in the cough which is never a good thing. It turns out it was a stage 1 lung cancer that was taken care of eventually.

The most interesting part of the show was hearing the doctors go through all of the steps involved with diagnosing and treating ailments, so you learn an immense amount of procedural information. It’s a great show and if you’re awake around 10:00am on Sundays, I highly recommend watching it. It’s pretty amazing what doctors have to know/do in diagnosing in some of the more common ailments that may have larger problems behind it.